May 2013
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
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Shout out to my mum for ruining my weekend already
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Just when things were starting to get good again it all comes crumbling down
*in the shower* IMAGINE LIVING LIKE A KING SOMEDAAAYY
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
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girlhuman1991:
my knees are soft and my cheeks are soft and my thighs are soft and my little boobies are soft and my butt is soft and my neck is soft and my tummy is soft and my lips and i’m a girl human and i’m squishy and so soft too here touch me
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
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